March 2012
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Poll: Given Choice Between Romney and Santorum,... →
politispeak: DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) – With just one day until the key Republican contests in Michigan and Arizona, a new survey of likely voters indicates that in a match-up between former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, a majority would choose suicide over either candidate. The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s...
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 28th
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Feb 17th
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“Leaving people without drugs is like tying a rope round a person’s neck”
–  Charles, A Kenyan who benefits from access to vital medications that are at risk of being cut off. ———————————————————————————————— Join in on the action and tweet this line: Help #MSF protect access to affordable meds, tell @Novartis to drop its case vs #India http://ow.ly/8XPoQ...
Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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“Well, [atheism] may be scary at first (it really is), but when you think about...”
– dementedsnake (via gperrykarpy)
Feb 10th
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Feb 6th
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Ex-Tabula Rasa: Lesser-known facts about... →
fuiru: Newt Gingrich: When applying for a job and made to fill in a box marked “weaknesses,” usually writes “Cannot see through walls” Is actually two less conservative men, one standing on the other’s shoulders, wearing a long jacket Was sent by Dre to piss the world off, was too successful, hence…
Feb 2nd
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